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NNescio said in comment #2528160:

When you're caught drinking Starbucks or convenience store coffee.

Only real reason to do that with Cafe around is if:

  • Your coffee maker broke;
  • All the stores within easy reach that carry replacements are going to be closed for several days; and
  • You've just realized how bad your caffeine addiction is.

Alanis, killed by a caffeine addict named Cafe