When you're caught drinking Starbucks or convenience store coffee.

"but you already got your studies and trainings on your hands, I don't want to bother you with making me a cup"

Yinyanlolo said in comment #2528206:

"but you already got your studies and trainings on your hands, I don't want to bother you with making me a cup"

This kind of answer leads to waking up in basement, tied to chair.

NNescio said in comment #2528160:

When you're caught drinking Starbucks or convenience store coffee.

Only real reason to do that with Cafe around is if:

• Your coffee maker broke;
• All the stores within easy reach that carry replacements are going to be closed for several days; and
• You've just realized how bad your caffeine addiction is.

Alanis, killed by a caffeine addict named Cafe