And while they're doing their badass poses, Reimu and Marisa are just strolling in. Way to drop the ball, guys.

One has a familiar and a library full of magical tomes.
One has the powers to freely control time and an inexhaustible supply of silver knives.
One has the ability to effect the very fabric of destiny itself.
One has the ability to destroy all she sees.
And One has 4000 of history in one punch.