Someone left a comment on YouTube that includes the translation, I'll send it here
--- Translations for the EN watchers:
Girl: Oh no... I forgot to turn in my homework... Girl: The teacher's office shouldn't be closed yet, right? Girl: Unya Unya Unya Teacher: The student over there, stop for a moment. Teacher: How many times have I told you already? Those weird accessories are against the school policy. Teacher: Confiscated. Girl: But human ears are clearly so cute... ---
Sayaka: ... Madoka: Ain't I cute enough to be your bride anymore? Kyoko: Aah, um, we had a little accident... Mami: So what do you feed these things? Homura: Now now, it's quite rude to grope a girl's chest.
There's an alternate version in English if you click on the source, but it's machine-translated and… let's say it's quite something. It actually merits checking out. E.g., right in the first sentence, I think they wanted to say 'dismiss' and went with… dism'lady. Anyway, I will translate this myself in a moment. Sorry for all the Engrish lovers out there.
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