I'm too old for this.

I identified myself as Air Groove, Because what the fuck are they talking about.

I dunno about you two, this is extremely simple to understand.

She saw a girl she fancied, so she dressed her best and flirted as hard as she could only for her crush to leave in a bad mood. Then she checked a friend's social media account only to find out that she was taken and felt guilty about flirting with her. So now she's asking for a totally platonic make out session with her bestie to cope.

Hell if anyone wants I can put TL notes on this as a joke lol.

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LunatiKero said:

I dunno about you two, this is extremely simple to understand.

She saw a girl she fancied, so she dressed her best and flirted as hard as she could only for her crush to leave in a bad mood. Then she checked a friend's social media account only to find out that she was taken and felt guilty about flirting with her. So now she's asking for a totally platonic make out session with her bestie to cope.

Hell if anyone wants I can put TL notes on this as a joke lol.

I actually understood about 90% of it directly, which makes me worry about my mental health. :-) I did have to read some parts a couple of times, and there are still a few terms I'm uncertain about, so perhaps there's a ray of hope for me yet.

Oh, and I added the gakuen_handsome tag for the art style of the Umasta post.

Understood everything but "ts pmo" as I had never seen it in acronym form before. Also, "skibbidi" used as an any word.
Gen alpha slang looks weird when taken out of context but, when used in sentences, you pretty much feel feel your way through what the word means even if it looks no less bizarre.

The fact that I need to read the translation truly gives me hope

Oh, this is supposed to be in English.

Lmao, Somebody deadass really put on the subtitle

I think the best part is Palmer also barely understood what Helios was saying until "let's kiss." Only as besties tho, obviously.

Two things I find funny:

1. I am so far gone that I understood basically everything helios was saying (and damn is she a poet)

2. The translation is from brainrot to english

Nevertheless let her cook holy shit

It's kinda hilarious how the "translation" genuinely struggles to get all the nuances of each brainrot term into actual English, language truly is a enigma.

Edit: changed translation a tad to try capture more of the brainrot

Oshwfu said in comment #2579606:

It's kinda hilarious how the "translation" genuinely struggles to get all the nuances of each brainrot term into actual English, language truly is a enigma.

Edit: changed translation a tad to try capture more of the brainrot

Don't forget, it's Umstagram in this world

Moonspeaker said in comment #2546503:

Oh, and I added the gakuen_handsome tag for the art style of the Umasta post.

And I just removed it because I wasn't aware of the "Hot Yaoi Base" meme until I saw the note added here.

i hate the fact i can comprehend all of this