One would think trying to force your penis into a vampires mouth would be a terrible idea.

gotta work for that charisma Remi

I do pity those who never heard of ring gags before.

By the looks of the bite marks i think he's already regretting it.

Back in my day...vampires sucked blood not cock.

~True enough Twilight comment

Rufo said:
One would think trying to force your penis into a vampires mouth would be a terrible idea.

So true.

Ande said:
Back in my day...vampires sucked blood not cock.

~True enough Twilight comment

LMAO.

Rufo said:
One would think trying to force your penis into a vampires mouth would be a terrible idea.

Then again, drinking blood from one's cock is quite advisable, more so when it's erect since it's practically a blood-filled pneumatic cavity. The problem is how to stop the blood after you're done, but if you intend to kill the prey afterwards it won't matter. Well, there's also that concern about STDs, but if you don't break the blood-duct barrier (i.e. bite the balls) you'll mostly be safe.

Astana said:
...it's practically a blood-filled pneumatic cavity.

It would be a hydraulic cavity (pneumatic being air from L. pneuma meaning "wind" or "breath"), or maybe sanguinary would be more apposite.

Have at your erroneous terminology!

^Touhou on Danbooru: Cause even on pics showing a loli vampire girl having a giant cock shoved in her mouth, you can STILL learn something.

KazuyaRazuKazama said:
^Touhou on Danbooru: Cause even on pics showing a loli vampire girl having a giant cock shoved in her mouth, you can STILL learn something.

Well that's why I'm here.

Thanks to you guys, I now have to explain my little sister why I google medical terminology on my cock and got her piqued.

Ipswich67 said:

It would be a hydraulic cavity (pneumatic being air from L. pneuma meaning "wind" or "breath"), or maybe sanguinary would be more apposite.

Unless you have one of those ED implants that has a pump and an air bladder! That's an actual thing. I got bored and read a pamphlet about it while waiting around in my urologist's office one time.