Hey Toutetsu... why are you hanging with a Tanuki of all people?That's 'cause yours truly just became the latest member of the Gouyoku Alliance.What!? Why!? Kick her out!She could not be any more suspicious!!Aw now what's wrong, Ran? You worried about yer precious little Toutetsu? Take a look missy, see how fluuuuuffy a Tanuki is compared to a lousy Fox tail.Ooh, it's so huggable, five stars!Hey, I'm not about to turn away someone who wants to be friends. Plus, she seems like she's fun to have around.Oh-hoh-hoh, now you've said it ya vixen! You've got way too many tails! That ain't somethin' where more is better! Ya darn hoarder!!There's absolutely no way a mangy Bakudanuki tail could ever hope to compare to the tails of a Nine-tailed Fox! Both the quality AND the quantity are unbeatable!!
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