Cookie the Ostrich: "Mom, aside from the fact that riding an Ostrich during the game is illegal, you are to high on my back to hit the ball and I think you might hit my head or neck on accident this way."
Froggy Nun: "But your speed makes you perfect for capturing bases, son!"

Duck that Wingpalms: "DUCK! I bet 50.000 on the Frog to pitch a home run!"

Duckling on Pigeon: "Hello, and welcome ladies and Gentleman, my name is Blue Smith and I report for you the Baseball/Cricket Game today. It is a beautiful day in Convent of the Holy Duck. The Quackers challenged the Ricketers to see which sport is better, Baseball or Cricket. A bunch of children and a Ostrich against several adults, is this fair, is this funny? No idea, you can decide. At the Moment the Ribbit King and Leader of the RRG, Froggy Nun doesn't make the best impression on her calm and collected son, the Ostrich known as Cookie. Last season he took 30 home runs despite his continuing Problem of holding a bat properly but with his mother on his back instead on the ground his strengths as the fastest Runner of the Quackers are squandered by a bad and probably illegal tactic."