wizards are nerds
warlocks have a phone in their sleeve

Does that make Battlemages the Jock who is surprisingly smart, or the Nerd who had a highschool debut?

A nerd disguised as a football player with zero physical ability or playfield experience.

This is actually a really good idea. Like no joke, this is ingenious.

This is basically how magic works in the Nanohaverse

centurii-chan said:

wizards are nerds.
warlocks have a phone in their sleeve.
sorcerers are on the spectrum

So what would that make bards? (Aside from theater kids, I mean.)

Alanis, killed by a wizard

Wizards are nerds, you can easily punch them.
THIS IS ALWAYS A BAD IDEA!