For Current Events context - Malevelon creek was lost briefly faltered to the Automaton advance in-and-out of game. Players are already surging forward to restore democracy to the planet by sending chunks of it into orbit with pants-filling levels of ordinance.

e: This message has now been evaluated to be appropriately free and liberated. The original author has been advised to educate himself on how to correctly serve Managed Democracy in the salt mines of Tartarus IV. Hail the cause of Liberty.

BlastingNaba said:

For Current Events context - Malevelon creek was lost to the Automaton advance in-and-out of game. Players are already surging forward to restore democracy to the planet by sending chunks of it into orbit with pants-filling levels of ordinance.

Itching to get the game, to join the fight!

BlastingNaba said:

For Current Events context - Malevelon creek was lost to the Automaton advance in-and-out of game.

Sir, I am offended at your lack overwhelming patriotism by using the L word in the context of Super Earth's current progress.

SoldierReznov said:

Itching to get the game, to join the fight!

Don't worry [son/daughter], your time will come.
Together, we will spread democracy to the stars!

Generally I don't like shooter.

But there something aboot this game who make want to try it, at least once.

"THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE TREES! I CAN HEAR THE GODDAMN BINARY!"

"I WANT NOTHING BUT ASHES AND SCRAP ON THAT FUCKING TREELINE! DANGER CLOSE!"

"GET THAT AUTOCANNON HUMMING SUPPRESSION, GODDAMN IT!"

"RAILGUN, TARGET THAT BIG MOTHERFU-"

"THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT CARRYING AP AMMO?!"

"LAST MAG!"

"HIGGS IS DOWN!!"

... heroes were born on Malevelon Creek, kiddo. Horrors and brutality... all for the sake of Super Earth's victory.