A Tiny Tiny Tank Commander?

The 200 odd ton Panzer VIII Maus, which is German for mouse. A typically German attempt at humor.

Maus is in the haus.

even though there were only two prototypes made, and it was too heavy to use any bridge that existed in germany at that time.

SonicGTR said:
Maus is in the haus.

rofl

Little Dowser General...Can her mice drive a tank?

The maus was also very slow and the vibration of it moving destroyed buildings. Literally.

So, the tank was not tiny or clever, eh?

I SEE WHAT THEY DID HERE

Lt.: Commander! We're being slaughter! The enemy somehow sneaked an entire battalion of super heavy Maus tanks behind our lines and ripping us apart!
Commander: But only a tactical genius could possibly- NAZRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!

You magnificent bastard I read your BOOKS!!

The MAUS the largest ever built tank

The complete vehicle was 10.2 metres (33 ft 6 in) long, 3.71 metres (12 ft 2 in) wide and 3.63 metres (11.9 ft) tall. Weighing 200 metric tons, the Maus's main armament was a 128 mm KwK 44 gun (55 calibers long barrel), based on the 12.8 cm Pak 44 anti-tank artillery piece, with a coaxial 75 mm gun. The 128 mm gun was powerful enough to destroy all enemy armored fighting vehicles at close or medium ranges, and even some at ranges exceeding 3500 meters.

With a tiny tiny clever commander