The world is my beautiful Hatsune Miku, these aqua-colored eyes, her lips sugar Hatsune Miku is mine.

Well, try saying that to Crypton and Yamaha and see what they have to say :P

They'd have him black-bagged and locked in an insanity ward in northern alaska before he even opened his mouth.

nah, they wouldn't lock him up, they'd just milk his wallet of every last penny he had through miku merchandise