Oh dear, someone's been dodging the draft. That's punishable by __ years in prison, you know~
Ruining the joke: this is referencing Putin's announcement of "partial" mobilization. Talk about unfortunate timing?

Some serious ara-ara action incoming.

bagd said:

Oh dear, someone's been dodging the draft. That's punishable by __ years in prison, you know~

These are FSB assault team, they don't draft... ah, doesn't matter - this is super cool I wish that were me etc etc.

Allaire said:

These are FSB assault team, they don't draft...

In Soviet Russia you can't expect anyone to do what they should do. I mean, Centre for Combating Extremism actually combats opposition instead of terrorists. FSB fights against especially dangerous forms of crime and, you know, draft dodging could be such a dangerous form of crime...

p.s. Left girl has an emblem of Alpha Group. Right girl has an emblem very similar to flag of Baklanov that was used in Women's battalions in 1917, but it's not for sure, maybe some other skull_and_crossbones. Also, right girl has ribbon_of_saint_george, but I don't know if it's right to tag it if it is poor-colored.

Conducting a different kind of special operation.

Someone requested for "protection" for their son, but didn't implied of what kind.

I dont think this is the same Elevator Action game the kiddo signed up for

Remember: No ara ara.

none of them here are police tho

POLTATO said in comment #2321693:

none of them here are police tho

Then what are they? They're not military either