The man's been to prison a few times. First time was for killing a man for just looking at him. Other times, he violated his parole deal (beat down some other man.)
His life went wrong when no one was there to support him as a little Poliwag. He often got into trouble and eventually this is where he ended up.
Please remember to take care of your Pokemon properly.
The world could use less men like Poliwrath...

His eyes I see sadness. He need a hug. Somebody?

Gimeul said:
The man's been to prison a few times. First time was for killing a man for just looking at him. Other times, he violated his parole deal (beat down some other man.)
His life went wrong when no one was there to support him as a little Poliwag. He often got into trouble and eventually this is where he ended up.
Please remember to take care of your Pokemon properly.
The world could use less men like Poliwrath...

sniff.......how sad there there poliwrath we know your just misund-(killed)

Is this Battletoads?

No, this is Politoads.

poliwrath is a frog.........fail

First, he was going to take a bath. A real, long, serious soak, in a tub with bubbles. Maybe read the paper, maybe not. Some days he thought one way, some days the other.

I'd laugh at this, but I'm afraid he will kill me.

Athal said:
First, he was going to take a bath. A real, long, serious soak, in a tub with bubbles. Maybe read the paper, maybe not. Some days he thought one way, some days the other.

American Gods?

Spax said:
American Gods?

Yes. Awesome book.

yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!

At first, I thought that was a ball sack. Now, you can never unsee.

Send him to France and see what happens

DHP said:
Send him to France and see what happens

He sends their team to the World Cup?

No send him to France and either of two things will happen:

1) They get decimated

or

2) They conquer the world ruthlessly

Neither, the French will have delicious frog legs.

I just think Battletoads.

Anelaid said:
I just think Battletoads.

What? Poliwrath is evolving?

Poliwrath evolved to Battletoad.

LGreen said:
His eyes I see sadness. He need a hug. Somebody?

No thank you.

Wouldn't this be a parody of the real one?