My insurance won't cover these

Aarriii1 said:

My insurance won't cover these

Shame, she was smashing tho

MY LEG

I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"

*beat*

"Yaaaayyyy XD"

shinobivega said:

I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"

*beat*

"Yaaaayyyy XD"

That was just painful to read.

shinobivega said:

I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"

*beat*

"Yaaaayyyy XD"

I think my dick had a massive shrinkage after reading this.

At least it's not a sledgehammer like in Misery, that scene still makes me cringe...