That seems like a really bad idea. I mean, maybe with some sanding and a finish, but just straight up whittled wood? Ouch.

Danzaiver said:
That seems like a really bad idea. I mean, maybe with some sanding and a finish, but just straight up whittled wood? Ouch.

You do realize she already broke one of

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/facepalm

Obviously you've never seen the work of a good whittler. You can get the finish really damn smooth with just a good knife (or better yet, a really nice puukko) and skill.

mansikkamakkara said:
Obviously you've never seen the work of a good whittler. You can get the finish really damn smooth with just a good knife (or better yet, a really nice puukko) and skill.

But still smooth enough for this? Even so, I'd still worry.

tertiumsquid said:
But still smooth enough for this? Even so, I'd still worry.

well, think about it from a historic perspective, people have been masturbating from the dawn of our race, early on they didn't exactly have luxurys such as latex or plastic, so they had to make due with what items they could find, according to my anthropology class, the most common ancient dildo materials were bone and wood

hayatesan said in comment #925685:

well, think about it from a historic perspective, people have been masturbating from the dawn of our race, early on they didn't exactly have luxurys such as latex or plastic, so they had to make due with what items they could find, according to my anthropology class, the most common ancient dildo materials were bone and wood

Bones? BONES?
There's a joke to be made here but the idea of shoving someone's bone in your hole makes me cringe.

There's a store in my county which produces wooden dildos exclusively. The fact that they're still in business means that there's still a market for them.
For what it's worth, they're vegan, unlike bone ones.
And from what I remember the Romans had a method of making horn malleable, which makes me wonder how they would perform compared to a bone one.