It's been a long while and we have a lot more cliché causes of Touhou antics to forbid using as explanation for weird shit going down in Gensokyo. While we are merely the English-speaking community, it rests upon us to continue a legacy of playing up the beloved gags our dear friends abroad compose for our viewing pleasure.
I hereby nominate, for the official expansion of The Forbidden Template, the following causes:
1) Magic. 2) Eirin's shady new drug. 3) Yukari is fooling around again. 4) It's a Moriya Shrine Conspiracy. 5) One of Kasen's "pets" is running amok. +6) One of Satori's "pets" is running amok. 7) Nue is being a bitch. 8) Seija is being a bitch. 9) Seiga is being a bitch. +10) Tsukasa is being a bitch. 11) Fairies are being bitches. 12) Because she's Nazrin. 13) There are tanuki shenanigans afoot. Mamizou has disguised herself. 14) Shinmyoumaru used the Magic Mallet. 15) The occult balls have ONE MORE secret. 16) I'm not saying it's Lunarians... but it's Lunarians. Koishi was here. 17) Junko orchestrated everything for Chang'e's viewing pleasure. 18) Okina is showing off again. 19) Another youkai turf war. 20) Hell's animal factions are making power plays Animal spirit possession. 21) Kosuzu opened another youma book. +22) Either Nitori or Takane is doing a hustle. +23) It's an urban legend. 24) It's an ability card.
*Strikethroughs preserve previously considered language. Revisions made in committee with the community are placed ahead. + = Latest additions of my own
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