...is that a cucumber with a condom on it?

Keeps foreign objects from giving the girl an infection, and lets her get it out if the cucumber breaks.

Safe masturbation, kids! That can get expensive though...

350000 times less expensive then a baby

Especially a cucumber baby.

jukeboxhero said:
Especially a cucumber baby.

i think if she were having a cucumber baby, certain interests would pick up her bill

jukeboxhero said:
Especially a cucumber baby.

Man, then she'd REALLY be in a pickle! BWAHAHAHAHA.

*headdesk* goddamnit

CthulhuLove said:
Man, then she'd REALLY be in a pickle! BWAHAHAHAHA.

Should I feel bad that this comment made me laugh?

karharoth said:
Should I feel bad that this comment made me laugh?

I'm not sure. I know I lol'd, but now my feelings are confused...

tertiumsquid said:
I'm not sure. I know I lol'd, but now my feelings are confused...

Ditto..

Dr_Fine_Rolo said:
Keeps foreign objects from giving the girl an infection, and lets her get it out if the cucumber breaks.

Safe masturbation, kids! That can get expensive though...

Not really, in this case you don't have to buy new ones - unless it breaks.

I think the condom is so it's less painful...or something...