"Nothing short of naval artillery"?

Try some big fookin' naval artillery!

Maybe not kidnap a surly goat and a smol battlecruiser. Just you know, Key life advice.

I can already hear the sonic boom of an angry officer's knifehand.

Neither Bill nor Amagi seem overly concerned with this turn of events.

"[...] nothing short of naval artil-" Didn't even get to finish his sentence, but... FATE TEMPTED.

direwolf18 said:

Maybe not kidnap a surly goat and a smol battlecruiser. Just you know, Key life advice.

Not sure whether this is a case of monster-mugging or dragon-bullying. It depends on whether they knew Amagi-chan was a (mini-)shipgirl before yoinking her.

Oh -- also, a reminder that the abduction tag is meant for UFO-style abductions. Just pulled it from this post.

Alanis, killed by a pocket battlecruiser named Amagi-chan

Goats are escape artists... yeah, saying that as I recall the game Escape Goat.

41cm of "you dun goofed".

Alanis_the_Evoker said:

"[...] nothing short of naval artil-" Didn't even get to finish his sentence, but... FATE TEMPTED.

Not sure whether this is a case of monster-mugging or dragon-bullying. It depends on whether they knew Amagi-chan was a (mini-)shipgirl before yoinking her.

Definitely monster mugging. They couldn't even tell which one was the actual goat!

Garrus said:

Definitely monster mugging. They couldn't even tell which one was the actual goat!

Cutting commentary on the intelligence of your average West Point student.

Garrus said:

Definitely monster mugging. They couldn't even tell which one was the actual goat!

"What. Are. We?"
"We are muggers."
"And what muggers do?"
"They mug people. And mug kansen. Floofy freaking fox-tailed kansen."
"So, let's go MUG'EM!"