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Well, my parents are asleep
There's so much I wanna do
But what?
It's midnight, my friends are all asleep
There's nothing on TV but static
I know! I'll go to the convenience store!

Open 24 hours (Convenience Store)
and all year round (Convenience Store)
With surveillance cameras (Convenience Store)
Why don't I warm up here? (Convenience Store)
It's a gathering place for punks ("Let's hang out at the entrance")

I'm scared to go inside ("Let's hang out at the entrance")
I hear a voice! (Hey, you girl!)
Wh-wh-wh-what? (Are you bra-less?)

Well, after getting rid of those punks
The welcoming automatic doors open for me
An old man next to me looks at dirty magazines
I don't know what to buy, so I try to decide

Open 24 hours (Convenience Store)
and all year round (Convenience Store)
Utility bills (Convenience Store)
Hurry up with the copier! (Convenience Store)
A mute-looking part-timer works there (With a blank look on his face)
And I'm wearing no makeup (With drawn-on eyebrows too)
Some Anman please! (We're out of stock)
Some meat buns will do then (Certainly)

The way he gave my change
As I open up my hand
The coins pile up like a receipt paperweight
I can hardly keep all this change together
As I get furious
I have to do something
So I planned some mischief

Excuse me! (May I help you?)
Um, um... (May I help you?)
Um, um... (The line is getting longer)
Um, um... (Please decide quickly)
An egg please (One egg coming up)
Another egg please (Two eggs... )
Another egg please (Three eggs...)
That's all I need (Just eggs?)
And lots of tempura sauce too (Certainly)
How much is it? (220 yen, please)
Here's 10,000 yen (Don't you have anything smaller?)

Here's 10,000 yen (Don't you have anything smaller?)
Give me change, then (Certainly)
I don't want a receipt (Slow down please...)
Can I use the toilet? (We don't have one here)
Where do you go then? (You got me...)

It's just too bad,
that the night passes so quickly
Even the roosters start crowing
Before my parents wake up
I'd better hurry home
Shall I come again tonight?

Let's go to convenience store
Let's go to convenience store
Let's go to convenience store

I giggled.

What's the name of the group singing?

I think the walking stick blade wasa reference to 'Til Death Do Us Part'.

r1c47 said:
What's the name of the group singing?

ブリーフ＆トランクス, or Brief & Trunks, I believe. The title is 『コンビニ』, or "Convenience (Store)."

HONK HONK

Is that Harry Potter?

Joker vs Batman version of this is funnier to me. Go to Youtube and type "Joker convenient store"

xctman said:
Is that Harry Potter?

When I was playing the game, that's what I thought he looked like. It's setou_kenji, though.

Also, this was very well done. But putting the burn victim in the microwave? Come on!

Brief & Trunks video w/ subtitles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6hXD5CL4tQ

Epic