This alone would describe and encapsulate the few times when most guys would actually WANT to get married.

few times? If I saw her like this it would be the ONLY time I got married

Tempting as it is, I don't think I could go through with it. After all, everyone she loves tends to die.

i seriously doubt this is Samus

i think it is her, the author seems to have done a bunch of other pictures of her and google games me this, which looks like a misspelling, "Sams married @ article request" for the title

It's a trap by Samus to collect life insurance money.