So the reason she's still a virgin is because she keeps putting the penis on a pedestal?

Ouch, I felt the embarrassment rolling off her. She ain't living this down.

What does semen taste like anyway? I would assume it's "slimy", since it seems to have the slick consistency of raw egg white ...

UserAccount said:

What does semen taste like anyway? I would assume it's "slimy", since it seems to have the slick consistency of raw egg white ...

"Slimy" isn't a taste, that's a consistency. How it tastes is almost entirely dependent on your diet. Lots of fruit, pineapple especially, and it'll taste sweet. Bananas improve volume.

Consistency also varies, based on your hydration levels. Drink plenty of water.

NegativeSoul said:

Ouch, I felt the embarrassment rolling off her. She ain't living this down.

Her two companions were the ones talking about how degrading and disgusting is the taste of semen just a moment ago in the previous panel. And yet, somehow, Virginia is the pitiful wretch for never having had her mouth polluted by this foul substance upon her tongue. Yeah, real nice friends you got there, Virginia!

shinobivega said:

Her two companions were the ones talking about how degrading and disgusting is the taste of semen just a moment ago in the previous panel. And yet, somehow, Virginia is the pitiful wretch for never having had her mouth polluted by this foul substance upon her tongue. Yeah, real nice friends you got there, Virginia!

that "foul" substance is what brought you here

Random_Fanguy said:

So the reason she's still a virgin is because she keeps putting the penis on a pedestal?

Yeah, pretty much. Because silly rabbit, sex is for women who hate men, didn't you know that? Let that little pearl of current-year wisdom fire you up the next time you mack on a lady at the gym or at the club. You're fucking welcome.