The commentary making me facepalm.

VR-Man said:

The commentary making me facepalm.

Mind elucidating those of us who cannot speak Cthulhu?

Sometimes I wish I can't read

bunkhead said:

Mind elucidating those of us who cannot speak Cthulhu?

The artist said in the commentary how he loves Gavial, but with lot of "cringy" words and lot of slangs so it's hard to translate properly. The rough translation is below (by no means 100% accurate, sorry if there is a mistake.):

Commentary said:

crocodile?crocodile3x!!!! cutecrocodile aaaaaaaaa pretty crocodile hot crocodile wanna ewewewewewewe Current slang for "have sex" mmmpshhhhhhh Dunno what this means crocodile crocodile thiiighs pretty crocodile uwu aaaaaaa fragrant crocodile crocodile's armpits gavial's bathwater slurp take a bath together with gavial?? let's gooooooo playboy Literally "land crocodile", but its well-known meaning is "Playboy" ewewewewewewewewewewee No meaning, unlike the first one gavial is so cuuuuuuuute wanna breed (with her) skidipapap wadidaw umami trililitralala Another slang for "have sex". Indonesians sure love their slangs with gavial!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

You could fit a whole tank battalion in those tits and hips.

This is mmmpshhh.

And make it group facepalm. Gosh darn it man, the commentary...

As someone who completely understands the commentary...let me join the facepalm party

Ten months later, I finally found the original cursed text that started it all (and inspiring many like Kitsune Udon to did the same). Check it out if you understand Indonesian.
(And no, I won't translate it. Too hard)