I don't get it

Must be a japaneese word game, obviously lost in translation.

I lol'd, the translation of "I like the pleasant feel of stroking them" was quite funny

The saying refers to how long it takes for the fruit to grow from seed to fruit-bearing tree. These plants are popular in Japanese folklore. IIRC, There's another meaning behind this saying, but I'm not having any luck finding it. ):

ced1106 said:
The saying refers to how long it takes for the fruit to grow from seed to fruit-bearing tree. These plants are popular in Japanese folklore. IIRC, There's another meaning behind this saying, but I'm not having any luck finding it. ):

If it's not sexual I will eat my non-existent hat.

Isn't it about maturing? Alpha could just take that saying literally.