It's a shame isn't it? So young to be hooked on horn powder...

My familiar is a junkie

And you thought TCM was fucked up.

"Do you have a permit to sell these alchemical reagents here, miss?"

If he is a planar summon, how does he know where the dealers on this plane of existence are? There's some more serious implications to this horn trading somewhere.

BlastingNaba said:

And you thought TCM was fucked up.

TCM?

Klaudandus said:

TCM?

I'm guessing Traditional Chinese Medicine, with the powdered rhino horn and whatnot. But I suppose it could be Turner Classic Movies.

Seems like a new definition of "horny".

Horn's a hell of a drug.

He's gonna need stronger and stronger horns soon enough. Then he might start trying to get them "from the source" itself.

Just when I thought I'd never see her again, my favorite greedy steampunk elf is back.

Doing stuff even I find hard to digest.

on another perspective, it could also be a parody of Gamergirl bath water

though looking at how the product is distributed, it is more like a type of serious-business crack than a joke