"You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Do you want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker; one night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then he comes at me with the teapot and asks 'Why so British?'."

I was drinking tea now, until you made me spit it out from laughing.

Scholastica said:

I was drinking tea now, until you made me spit it out from laughing.

WE LIVE IN A WANKCIETY