sux to be him lol ^^
rule 1# never trust a vampire. blood sucker. or the like.

One reason why a vampire as a girlfriend may not be such a bright idea.

This is all the more amusing as the vampire looks a little like Sally from Discworld.

Vampire are all suckers, you know?

Carotid artery is on the other side, dear. And I don't think you want to be punching holes in it.

Vampire, you suck!