This, my fellows, is why you shouldn't burglarize an American GI. :D

Three outcomes:

1. Present delivered with minor incident.

2. Intruder detained (model gun, meaning death unlikely....though it is Girls und Panzer....Santa could be carbon coated... to prevent friendly fire incidents).

3.....Night Battle....more presents than originally intended.

He came through the patio, clearly an impostor! Second amendment his ass!

can we do an "american guns" tipe of tag? like how america is so confy to sleep and use guns like a fork
a memesish tag with no bad intentions uwu