Gotland: If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone with me!

Magic trick that will make people in the room run away gasping for air disappear!

Maybe it's the party trick thing that got out of hand.

kuroshio just having fun

Oi Kuroshio, this ain't time 'ta be gigglin' like a salmon outta water, y'silly destroyer!

Oy Eugen, stop teaching weird things to Gotland or else we'll send Gangut after you !

I agree with Altera.

Edit:
@Paracite:
Would "All hands, abandon ship!" work better for 総員退避? It doesn't match the literal meaning as well, but it's the equivalent nautical command, since 総員退避 is only issued when the ship is about to sink or is otherwise a lost cause (such that all crew are told to evacuate). Both the Japanese and English versions are can also be used metaphorically to exhort others to give up a lost cause or to escape from a bad situation.

Also puns better here, I think.

Moments Before Disaster, colorized.

NNescio said:

I agree with Altera.

Edit:
@Paracite:
Would "All hands, abandon ship!" work better for 総員退避?

It certainly does!

- HMS Campbeltown ramming the Gates of Saint Nazaire, 1942

Time to prepare LOTS of vodka...LOTS!!

Gangut...

we're gonna need alot of vodka to clean up this mess...

can you bring them to the hall please?

ido (teketeke) said:

Party Tricks are Bad Civilisation! Pulverisation!

Inb4 Altera crashes through the roof.

You'd think that a Swedish ship would know how to actually open that can of horrors (in a bucket or a vat full of water) but apparently not.

Also I'm going to guess that after this incident, party tricks were formally banned.

Higusan said:

You'd think that a Swedish ship would know how to actually open that can of horrors (in a bucket or a vat full of water) but apparently not.

I'm pretty sure that none of her crew brought a can of the stuff within several kilometers of anywhere she was docked especially when they were on sortie. Besides, doing it properly is too boring for a party trick.

Higusan said:

You'd think that a Swedish ship would know how to actually open that can of horrors (in a bucket or a vat full of water) but apparently not.

Also I'm going to guess that after this incident, party tricks were formally banned.

so that's going into THE LIST from space battles?

Naked_Flame said:

Inb4 Altera crashes through the roof.

Ah yes, that time Holmes borrowed the Naval Base to hide all the Saint Graphs while Guda was kept in detention by the guys sent by the Mages Association.

Oh, my God! That’s torture!

Mega1987 said:

so that's going into THE LIST from space battles?

LOL! I’d recommend it!

Mega1987 said:

so that's going into THE LIST from space battles?

It's already there, my friends:

https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/19890700/

Mega1987 said:

so that's going into THE LIST from space battles?

Pyeknu said:

It's already there, my friends:

https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/19890700/

Well we know the HMS Lily weaponized it in one reality.
https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/46907989/

ezekill said in comment #1879587:

Oi Kuroshio, this ain't time 'ta be gigglin' like a salmon outta water, y'silly destroyer!

"I'm in danger!"--Kuroshio