Wait... people actually collect that? (like, enough for it to have a market value) Wow...
Yeah, although the price for Sader is not THAT out of proportion, it is still a wooping 33 times more expensive. Back in the days, there was even a tongue-in-cheek cult in HongKong called "The Worshippers of Sader". It used to be surprising to see cults with premise THIS ridiculous, but not anymore. Not after "Galaxy Confederation"...
この OZYMANDIAS だ!!...BUT IT WAS I, OZYMANDIAS!!!...I'll take Osasa-chan...It's Saber!Medea! Osasa-chan! I finished mine as well!Here, take it with utmost gratitude!The flower of hope~~A bond tying us together~~I'm done, what about you?Do you know?Actually...I can help you fix that figurine too.Huh? Did I scare you? Sorry sorry.Shit!!The painting of this part is the key...I must tread lightly.Thanks to you, she is Blackbeard now!Witness me with both eyes wide open! I'll show you what a true figurine is!Do you know what will happen?Hey! Medea! The master is asking for you!This is a limited edition...Come on, I really didn't mean it. Forgive me, will ya?On my left hand, is absolute perfection!!I think you are awesome too!On my right hand, is also absolute perfection!!When two perfections join each other and become one!This is terrific!!Please, just leave me alone.Yeah, a little.Eh? I gotta teach as well?Oh? Was it that precious?Hm?She made a ton of plastic figurines of my dad, and they are gorgeous! It's not perfect anymore! It's flawed!But the best one, this limited edition, was already ruined by Mordred.I am very interested in making figurines! Can you teach me?Is this......?I'll leave the repair to you! Osasa-chan!Osasa-chan?Is this Saber secretly Chimera or something!?Why do I feel a hint of hostility from your words?Let me send this to Medea right away.No, Medea, I really meant it, you are awesome. These Artoria figurines are simply great.You don't like Osasa-chan? How about Himeme-chan?He must be deliberately fucking with me!A few days laterAll done! Excellent! Simply perfect, as expected from me! Why the fuck did Saber's face turn into Musashi!?I think it is more perfect this way.Would you hold your goddamn inspiration please!?You'll be at ease if I give you a replacement, won't you?This is no way near perfect!! This is not Saber!!Just stop will you!? I don't even know who this is!!Because I was struck by inspiration when I was repairing.Heh, you are quite crafty for a witch. I've changed my opinion on you.Eh!? King of Heroes, you know how to make figurines as well?This is a one-of-a-kind treasure!You can?So what? Just give it a few more brushes to cover it up!Well...being a princess and all...handiwork is a required skill.Gate of Babylon!!!...but for the sake of the mongrel (AKA Master), I'll bend your way and give you one of these figurines!How about a mask then? This could give it a theme of slowly corrupting from head to toe. I think I've found the key of doing this! Am I actually quite gifted in figurine making!?Just stop, I beg you!!
Original line is a memetic Chinglish way of writing "I beg you". Beg=求, Ball=球, they pronounce the same in Chinese. Check this out!!
The infamous Chinese bootleg Saber figurine, dubbed "evil incarnation" for its peculiarly twisted face. Apparently known as "Sader" in the West.
Currently worth over 1000RMB (145USD) for the collectors of shit.I made quite a few Musashi figurines as well.Take it, mongrel! Saber's figurine does look good, but my body is the true incarnation of beauty! So I hereby grant you a figurine of me. Now this Chimera is completely hopeless...Perhaps Mordred is gifted for real...Saber-chan...just...just grew a beard...Master is asking for you. Hurry up and come with me now.Of course it is!! You don't know what I went through to get it!Master, hear me out! Medea is awesome!So what were you two doing here to begin with...Right?~ There are swimsuit versions as well!Heh, a mere statue, how hard could it be?I had no interest in your mongrel business at the beginning...Speaking of the one and only best in history at constructing structures and making figurines, it wouldn't be anyone else...
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