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  • ID: 3184868
  • Uploader: 先男虫 »
  • Date: over 8 years ago
  • Size: 178 KB .jpg (621x1200) »
  • Source: x.com/idonum/status/1016287609553805312 »
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prinz eugen, bismarck, ro-500, graf zeppelin, z1 leberecht maass, and 3 more (kantai collection) drawn by ido_(teketeke)

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  • ドイツ艦の休日

    German Ship Vacation

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    Jarlath
    over 8 years ago
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    Now that Germany is out of the World Cup, guess who's free to hunt down AWOL shipgirls while taking her vacation days?

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    chaosrealm93
    over 8 years ago
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    ro 500’s bubbles :3

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    oracle135
    over 8 years ago
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    Name?
    Bismarck.

    Place of Birth?
    Germany.

    Occupation?
    No, just visiting.

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    Shebadotfr
    over 8 years ago
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    My Italian workmate complained about how his homeland is literally invaded by German tourists every summer.

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    Dreadnought
    over 8 years ago
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    oracle135 said:

    Name?
    Bismarck.

    Place of Birth?
    Germany.

    Occupation?
    No, just visiting.

    Yo... It took me a really long time to see what you did there.

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    chaosrealm93
    over 8 years ago
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    oracle135 said:

    Name?
    Bismarck.

    Place of Birth?
    Germany.

    Occupation?
    No, just visiting.

    hahahhaha

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    Epiphyte
    over 8 years ago
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    oracle135 said:

    Name?
    Bismarck.

    Place of Birth?
    Germany.

    Occupation?
    No, just visiting.

    10/10

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    RikoShigeru
    over 8 years ago
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    oracle135 said:

    Name?
    Bismarck.

    Place of Birth?
    Germany.

    Occupation?
    No, just visiting.

    Dreadnought said:

    Yo... It took me a really long time to see what you did there.

    damn, I don't get the reference, mind enlighten me there?

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    Grave-tan
    over 8 years ago
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    RikoShigeru said:

    damn, I don't get the reference, mind enlighten me there?

    The word "occupation" has more than one meaning. Think for a moment.

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    H3rbl
    over 8 years ago
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    Shebadotfr said:

    My Italian workmate complained about how his homeland is literally invaded by German tourists every summer.

    To balance that out there are lots of Italians here to work.

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    Kuso Teitoku
    over 8 years ago
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    oracle135 said:

    Name?
    Bismarck.

    Place of Birth?
    Germany.

    Occupation?
    No, just visiting.

    You, my friend, should win a prize and have good things happen to you all day. :3

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    Demundo
    over 8 years ago
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    RikoShigeru said:

    damn, I don't get the reference, mind enlighten me there?

    Occupation while means job, work you are working at to make money/make an income to support your livelihood, it also means "invasion by military force to take over a foreign land not in the boundary of your country's border and keeping that military force to make the land you are holding serve one or several of your needs". Or just to put it simple: "hold a land, bit of something to sit on and profit from it one way or another".

    Basically, WW2, German had its occupation spread through almost all of Europe. Now, the joke is about a German overly sensitive of the word "occupation" since she's not invading using military force.

    Sorry to point out the joke.

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    cyrilkhan
    over 8 years ago
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    Demundo said:

    Occupation while means job, work you are working at to make money/make an income to support your livelihood, it also means "invasion by military force to take over a foreign land not in the boundary of your country's border and keeping that military force to make the land you are holding serve one or several of your needs". Or just to put it simple: "hold a land, bit of something to sit on and profit from it one way or another".

    Basically, WW2, German had its occupation spread through almost all of Europe. Now, the joke is about a German overly sensitive of the word "occupation" since she's not invading using military force.

    Sorry to point out the joke.

    Actually, you missed the joke too. It's the Italians who are sensitive to the word "occupation" because the Germans did occupy Italy for a portion of WW2. So it's the Italians asking "are you here to occupy us?" and Bismark responding "No, just visiting." (I mean that Bismark is assuming the Italians are afraid she's invading)

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    ezekill
    over 8 years ago
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    Don't worry, Roma. At least Bismarck isn't going full German when on vacation... right?

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    Pyeknu
    over 8 years ago
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    Gee! You just ruined it, Roma!

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    Algester
    over 8 years ago
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    ezekill said:

    Don't worry, Roma. At least Bismarck isn't going full German when on vacation... right?

    does that include digging holes in the beach and towels?

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    ithekro
    over 8 years ago
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    Algester said:

    does that include digging holes in the beach and towels?

    Barbed wire is a must this time of year.

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    Dogwalker1
    over 8 years ago
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    cyrilkhan said:

    Actually, you missed the joke too. It's the Italians who are sensitive to the word "occupation" because the Germans did occupy Italy for a portion of WW2. So it's the Italians asking "are you here to occupy us?" and Bismark responding "No, just visiting." (I mean that Bismark is assuming the Italians are afraid she's invading)

    He got it right. "Occupation?" ("what's your job/study?") is a standard burocratic form.
    However I think he missed the fact that Bismarck was being serious. To come to occupy lands was not the present case but a possibility anyway.

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    Demundo
    over 8 years ago
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    cyrilkhan said:

    Actually, you missed the joke too. It's the Italians who are sensitive to the word "occupation" because the Germans did occupy Italy for a portion of WW2. So it's the Italians asking "are you here to occupy us?" and Bismark responding "No, just visiting." (I mean that Bismark is assuming the Italians are afraid she's invading)

    Actually, no.
    I noticed that it's applicable as Germany did occupy Italy for a time during WW2. I do study the time period after all.
    But yes, I didn't think of "Occupation" as "Are you here to occupy our land". Since there wasn't a mention of Italian in the first comment.

    Dogwalker1 said:

    He got it right. "Occupation?" ("what's your job/study?") is a standard burocratic form.
    However I think he missed the fact that Bismarck was being serious. To come to occupy lands was not the present case but a possibility anyway.

    I did notice answering "No, just visit" means "we can be taking your land" too.
    But yes, I really thought of that as a possible out come so I didn't find it funny to be a joke.

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    Monki
    over 8 years ago
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    Bismark said:

    Well, I'm bored.

    I'm sure Ark is ready to play whenever you are Bismark. Assuming she isn't tied up back at the naval base to keep her from stalking you all the way back to Germany.

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    zgryphon
    over 8 years ago
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    Demundo said:

    Sorry to point out the joke.

    Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy!

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    Darkagma
    over 8 years ago
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    Should have been Greece instead.

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    Algester
    over 8 years ago
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    most Germans will tend to stay for summer in these destinations
    Italy
    Gibraltar
    Greece
    Croatia
    with the most stereotypical towel laying and sand hole digging shenanigans to be recorded in youtube

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    sanitaeter
    over 8 years ago
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    Algester said:

    most Germans will tend to stay for summer in these destinations
    Italy
    Gibraltar
    Greece
    Croatia
    with the most stereotypical towel laying and sand hole digging shenanigans to be recorded in youtube

    You completely forgot to mention Mallorca (part of Spain). The classical low budget vacation for German youngsters is to have sun, sex and ridiculous large amounts of sangria on the "Ballermann" in Palma de Mallorca. The north of the island is occupied by the Brits with same intentions. The coast of Turkey was also highly frequented by German tourists, but with the political winter between Ankara and Berlin this subsided and Croatia became popular.

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    Demundo
    over 8 years ago
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    zgryphon said:

    Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy!

    Don't don't understand jacks of it. BUt yeah, my cut wasn't all of the joke. I agree.

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    Timothy McKenzie
    over 4 years ago
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    Dreadnought said:

    Yo... It took me a really long time to see what you did there.

    Is a very old joke

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    It's been too long since we've been able to just take it easy!
    The German ships, on break in their homeland.
    The Italian ships, on break in their homeland.
    Well, I'm bored.
    Should we go somewhere?
    And those noisy, nagging German ships aren't here either!
    "Somewhere"?
    Sure does feel like a vacation, doesn't it~
    Isn't that obvious?
    OFF WE GO! An imitation of "行くぜ、東北。" campaign logo.
    Here we are!!
    KYAAAAAAA!
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