This is why Zounose is annoying. He has a very nice style, but an obsession with turning touhous into manipulative, cynical and sometimes even sociopathic wretches. So you have the friendly kappas opening up a cannery, you have Shou, the friendly Shou, turned into a cannibal, you have Byakuren deceiving her followers and using meat, bones and blood as fertilizers, and you have Suika interested in making Tenshi a fallen celestial.

Next thing you'll know, Miko will start opening concentration camp in Siberia to reeducate rebels and their family, with a lot of unwanted buttsex, torture, and forced to listen to Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

FRien said:

This is why Zounose is annoying. He has a very nice style, but an obsession with turning touhous into manipulative, cynical and sometimes even sociopathic wretches. So you have the friendly kappas opening up a cannery, you have Shou, the friendly Shou, turned into a cannibal, you have Byakuren deceiving her followers and using meat, bones and blood as fertilizers, and you have Suika interested in making Tenshi a fallen celestial.

Next thing you'll know, Miko will start opening concentration camp in Siberia to reeducate rebels and their family, with a lot of unwanted buttsex, torture, and forced to listen to Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

To be fair, I don't mind it. Adds a lil dark spice to the usual silliness that is Touhou.

Because Youkai have always been nice and pleasant in actual Japanese mythology.

BlastingNaba said:

Because Youkai have always been nice and pleasant in actual Japanese mythology.

Spoiler:
Plus, like everyone in this thread probably realized by now, she was just bluffing to begin with.
...Mostly, anyway.

BlastingNaba said:

Because Youkai have always been nice and pleasant in actual Japanese mythology.

The Youkai Youkai are, well, Youkai
But these Youkai are very...... Human

FRien said:

This is why Zounose is annoying. He has a very nice style, but an obsession with turning touhous into manipulative, cynical and sometimes even sociopathic wretches. So you have the friendly kappas opening up a cannery, you have Shou, the friendly Shou, turned into a cannibal, you have Byakuren deceiving her followers and using meat, bones and blood as fertilizers, and you have Suika interested in making Tenshi a fallen celestial.

Next thing you'll know, Miko will start opening concentration camp in Siberia to reeducate rebels and their family, with a lot of unwanted buttsex, torture, and forced to listen to Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

That's.... how those yokai work though. And Shou isn't even a real yokai, she's a spirit of an animal that *doesn't exist in Japan* only made manifest by stories about tigers.

FRien said:

This is why Zounose is annoying. He has a very nice style, but an obsession with turning touhous into manipulative, cynical and sometimes even sociopathic wretches. So you have the friendly kappas opening up a cannery, you have Shou, the friendly Shou, turned into a cannibal, you have Byakuren deceiving her followers and using meat, bones and blood as fertilizers, and you have Suika interested in making Tenshi a fallen celestial.

Next thing you'll know, Miko will start opening concentration camp in Siberia to reeducate rebels and their family, with a lot of unwanted buttsex, torture, and forced to listen to Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

Ignoring everything Zounose-related is generally a good way to save nerve cells.

FRien said:

This is why Zounose is annoying. He has a very nice style, but an obsession with turning touhous into manipulative, cynical and sometimes even sociopathic wretches. So you have the friendly kappas opening up a cannery, you have Shou, the friendly Shou, turned into a cannibal, you have Byakuren deceiving her followers and using meat, bones and blood as fertilizers, and you have Suika interested in making Tenshi a fallen celestial.

Next thing you'll know, Miko will start opening concentration camp in Siberia to reeducate rebels and their family, with a lot of unwanted buttsex, torture, and forced to listen to Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

Youkai screw with each other all the time in Touhou canon, it's literally a game to them.