English translation (from right to left)
Riven: What the hell are you doing?!
Irelia: Making sure your arm is seriously injured as you described it.
Riven: Are you kidding me - There’s nothing to lie about that.
Irelia: You Noxian dog, I’d examine every single hair on your body if I had to.
Riven: More like sexually assaulting me, Captain.

#my english is bad im sorry