They're also just good. I love 'em!

He's not lying, you know.

Let met tell you kid, some people hold it in on the battlefield, but when you get back to the outpost, you need something to let it all out. Good source of fiber. You'll thank me later.

Apples are better than coffee at keeping you awake, and they don't give you tension headaches either!

What if you cute the apple slices into rabbits?

Go Team Dad!