See you in four years, Iowa.

where is Ted?

Never thought I would see a Hillary Clinton fairy.

Can I vote for the 45,000 ton floating gun platform?
I do hope whoever ends up designing Iowa in-game doesn't go for the blonde, blue-eye, busty cowgirl look.

wererat42 said:

Can I vote for the 45,000 ton floating gun platform?
I do hope whoever ends up designing Iowa in-game doesn't go for the blonde, blue-eye, busty cowgirl look.

"My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about blondes. All right, here is how I feel about blondes:

If when you say blondes you mean the airheads, the entitled, the alpha girls who twirl their hair, bully the unpopular, form cliques, create misery and, yea, who foster an environment of anti-intellectualism; if you mean the villains who torment our wholesome protagonists in high school movies, and with their machinations throw them into despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against them.

But, if when you say blondes you mean the southern ingenue with the natural curls and lilting voice, the pure-hearted farmer's daughter, the golden-haired girl next door who we pine after secretly; if you mean the flower-child with the headband; if you mean the Air Force cadet with the ponytail out jogging early on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the beautiful actress who enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you--yes, even if you mean the busty cowgirl with blue eyes, then certainly I am for them.

This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise."

(Adapted from 'If-by-whiskey', a political speech by Noah S. Sweat)

aceofspudz said:

"My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about blondes. All right, here is how I feel about blondes:

If when you say blondes you mean the airheads, the entitled, the alpha girls who twirl their hair, bully the unpopular, form cliques, create misery and, yea, who foster an environment of anti-intellectualism; if you mean the villains who torment our wholesome protagonists in high school movies, and with their machinations throw them into despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against them.

But, if when you say blondes you mean the southern ingenue with the natural curls and lilting voice, the pure-hearted farmer's daughter, the golden-haired girl next door who we pine after secretly; if you mean the flower-child with the headband; if you mean the Air Force cadet with the ponytail out jogging early on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the beautiful actress who enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you--yes, even if you mean the busty cowgirl with blue eyes, then certainly I am for them.

This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise."

(Adapted from 'If-by-whiskey', a political speech by Noah S. Sweat)

I would love for Iowa to be one of those Southern Belle types. This would fit nicely as the American counterpart to Yamato's Yamato Nadeshiko character.

Someone just got her. Busty blonde, as expected.
Now just waiting for fanart.
https://mobile.twitter.com/noisy_sgr/status/701206064776114176

Error on the ribbon: it is "And our rights we will maintain."

JohnFreeman said:

I would love for Iowa to be one of those Southern Belle types. This would fit nicely as the American counterpart to Yamato's Yamato Nadeshiko character.

Why the hell would a ship named after a Midwestern state be personified as a "Southern Belle?"

JsTuCkEy said:

Why the hell would a ship named after a Midwestern state be personified as a "Southern Belle?"

What would a Midwestern Belle be like?