It's a reference to a tongue-eating louse, a parasite that attaches itself to the mouth of a fish to steal a share of the fish's food. (And both a male and female go in as a pair, so they are basically constantly doing it in the stump where the tongue used to be...)
So yeah, I don't think you're getting many kisses, there, Waggy-saggy...
Ugh, horrifying. Can you even imagine what that would be like? You would never taste anything normally again, and a little bastard sitting in your mouth would eat part of everything you do. I'd sooner bite off my own tongue to kill the parasite and risk the aftermath than live with one of those inside me!
Now for a while I'm going to second guess everything I eat because I'm paranoid it might have this parasite hiding in it waiting to replace my tongue.
Sends shivers down my spine every time I look at it.
Oh, well, don't worry, then. You don't eat the parasite, you breathe it in. So feel free to eat to your heart's content! (Just try not to breathe too much...)
Oh, well, don't worry, then. You don't eat the parasite, you breathe it in. So feel free to eat to your heart's content! (Just try not to breathe too much...)
Don't fish breath in their mouth's out their gills?
Ugh, horrifying. Can you even imagine what that would be like? You would never taste anything normally again, and a little bastard sitting in your mouth would eat part of everything you do. I'd sooner bite off my own tongue to kill the parasite and risk the aftermath than live with one of those inside me!
According to what I read, it doesn't attach to your tongue. It kills it off, and then replace it. That thing replaces your tongue. After your tongue fell off. Sweet dreams, mate~
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