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  • ? kojima takeshi 633

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  • ? kantai collection 548k

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  • ? bismarck (kancolle) 5.5k
  • ? littorio (kancolle) 1.2k
  • ? prinz eugen (kancolle) 6.1k
  • ? roma (kancolle) 1.1k

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  • ? adjusting eyewear 32k
  • ? bare shoulders 1.4M
  • ? breasts 5.1M
  • ? capelet 182k
  • ? chain 146k
  • ? closed eyes 1.1M
  • ? detached sleeves 608k
  • ? flying sweatdrops 131k
  • ? frown 157k
  • ? glasses 517k
  • ? greyscale 710k
  • ? height difference 48k
  • ? large breasts 2.3M
  • ? long hair 6.4M
  • ? long sleeves 2.4M
  • ? looking at another 454k
  • ? maid headdress 214k
  • ? military 107k
  • ? military uniform 117k
  • ? monochrome 876k
  • ? multiple girls 2.2M
  • ? open mouth 3.6M
  • ? pince-nez 7.3k
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  • ? sweatdrop 337k
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  • ID: 2002576
  • Uploader: Fenen »
  • Date: over 11 years ago
  • Size: 151 KB .jpg (774x1032) »
  • Source: x.com/kojimasarako/status/594699597869555712 »
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  • Score: 24
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prinz eugen, bismarck, littorio, and roma (kantai collection) drawn by kojima_takeshi

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  • ローマってドイツ軍からの直撃弾を受けたらしいので、この二人は仲良く無さそうな。

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    Death Usagi
    over 11 years ago
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    Regarding the history between the two representing countries, this isn't surprising... :/

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    BelchingSpitfire
    over 11 years ago
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    Wait, Bismarck sank before Italy surrendered so she wouldn't have known but then again there is no other German battleship in Kancolle so it makes sense

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    NegativeSoul
    over 11 years ago
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    One question: Who will strike first?

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    T34-38
    over 11 years ago
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    NegativeSoul said:

    One question: Who will strike first?

    Roma has the range. Well that is if she manage to hit Bismarck before she got pound by her accurate shelling.

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    ithekro
    over 11 years ago
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    Roma's still a bit ticked about the Fritz X.

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    ezekill
    over 11 years ago
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    Bismarck: you got a problem with me, Italian?

    Roma: some gutsy words you speak, Fritz.

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    ezekill said:

    Bismarck: you got a problem with me, Italian?

    Roma: some gutsy words you speak, Fritz.

    Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?

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    Bismarck: Ach, noch ein Makaronifresser...
    Roma: Non voglio sentire nessun cazzo da una crucca. No... "Kartoffelfresser".
    Bismarck: Itaka! Spaghettifresser!
    Roma: Fascista! Nazista stronza!
    Bismarck: Ich bin kein Nazi!

    Bismarck: Gah, another macaroni-muncher*...
    Roma: I don't want to hear any shit from a kraut. No... "potato-muncher*".
    Bismarck: Paisan*! Spaghetti-muncher*!
    Roma: Fascist! Nazi bitch!
    Bismarck: I am no Nazi!

    (*Actual Italian and German insults for each other. Also, Itaka is the abbreviated form for italienischer Kamerad, or "Italian comrade", which became an insult due to sarcasm. In practice it has a meaning closer to "g***bah")

    Updated by NNescio over 11 years ago

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    ezekill
    over 11 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?

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    Bismarck: Ach, noch ein Makaronifresser...
    Roma: Non voglio sentire nessun cazzo da una crucca. No... "Kartoffelfresser".
    Bismarck: Itaka! Spaghettifresser!
    Roma: Fascista! Nazista stronza!
    Bismarck: Ich bin kein Nazi!

    Bismarck: Gah, another macaroni-muncher*...
    Roma: I don't want to hear any shit from a kraut. No... "potato-muncher*".
    Bismarck: Paisan*! Spaghetti-muncher*!
    Roma: Fascist! Nazi bitch!
    Bismarck: I am no Nazi!

    (*Actual Italian and German insults for each other. Also, Itaka is the abbreviated form for italienischer Kamerad, or "Italian comrade", which became an insult due to sarcasm. In practice it has a meaning closer to "g***bah")

    And all the while Pringles and the Lictor fret.

    You kicked it a bit higher... I liek it.

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    Historynerd
    over 11 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?

    --

    Bismarck: Ach, noch ein Makaronifresser...
    Roma: Non voglio sentire nessun cazzo da una crucca. No... "Kartoffelfresser".
    Bismarck: Itaka! Spaghettifresser!
    Roma: Fascista! Nazista stronza!
    Bismarck: Ich bin kein Nazi!

    Bismarck: Gah, another macaroni-muncher*...
    Roma: I don't want to hear any shit from a kraut. No... "potato-muncher*".
    Bismarck: Paisan*! Spaghetti-muncher*!
    Roma: Fascist! Nazi bitch!
    Bismarck: I am no Nazi!

    (*Actual Italian and German insults for each other. Also, Itaka is the abbreviated form for italienischer Kamerad, or "Italian comrade", which became an insult due to sarcasm. In practice it has a meaning closer to "g***bah")

    Um... the first insult Roma throws is rather imprecise... those are insults per se, but the phrase is senseless...

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    Historynerd said:

    Um... the first insult Roma throws is rather imprecise... those are insults per se, but the phrase is senseless...

    Would «Non dirmi stronzate sul quel che non posso mangiare, crucca» work better?

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    kongougata
    over 11 years ago
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    actually Roma is just inspecting Bisko's 'assets'

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    Historynerd
    over 11 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    Would «Non dirmi stronzate sul quel che non posso mangiare, crucca» work better?

    It would.
    But to keep the phrase's meaning, the exact phrase would be "Non voglio sentire cazzate da una crucca..."

    Which translated would mean "I don't want to hear no bullshit from a kraut", or something like that...

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    Historynerd said:

    It would.
    But to keep the phrase's meaning, the exact phrase would be "Non voglio sentire cazzate da una crucca..."

    Which translated would mean "I don't want to hear no bullshit from a kraut", or something like that...

    I see, thanks.

    (So, avoid using nessun[o] in double negatives when it comes before another noun, and change cazzo to the plural form, got it.)

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    Historynerd
    over 11 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    I see, thanks.

    (So, avoid using nessun[o] in double negatives when it comes before another noun, and change cazzo to the plural form, got it.)

    Well, yes, besides "nessuno" is akin to "no one", while the indeterminate "nothing" is best translated as "niente".

    Actually, "cazzo" is the... er, thing itself, "cazzata" (plural "cazzate") is the concept of saying/doing something stupid or irritating or whatnot.

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    Historynerd said:

    Well, yes, besides "nessuno" is akin to "no one", while the indeterminate "nothing" is best translated as "niente".

    Actually, "cazzo" is the... er, thing itself, "cazzata" (plural "cazzate") is the concept of saying/doing something stupid or irritating or whatnot.

    I admit, I got that line from the Italian dub of Pulp Fiction, where Jules' line ("I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs!") was translated as «Non voglio sentire nessun cazzo di "se"»!

    Was the mistake intentional?

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    FDV 91
    over 11 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    I admit, I got that line from the Italian dub of Pulp Fiction, where Jules' line ("I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs!") was translated as «Non voglio sentire nessun cazzo di "se"»!

    Was the mistake intentional?

    The movie translation is correct but the two sentences are quite different... In the movie "cazzo" was more like a word that was there just to make understand better how much angry She (I suppose) was. In the Rome case "cazzata" is used differently, as a different word than "cazzo".
    I actually find strange that a Fascist ship (Roma) is calling a Nazist ship (Bismarck) Fascist as an insult... I mean Roma is the Fascist, not Bismarck XD.

    Now that I think about it, in Naples we do actually say, every now and then, "Non voglio sentire un cazzo da te" so... It is not that wrong of a sentence, actually. It' just the double negative words that sound strange "Non voglio sentire alcun cazzo da Una crucca" is better, with alcun as "any" (I don't want to hear any bullsh*t from a German). But, as I said, it's more used in dialects than in actual Italian. (sorry for any English mistakes)

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    FDV_91 said:

    The movie translation is correct but the two sentences are quite different... In the movie "cazzo" was more like a word that was there just to make understand better how much angry She (I suppose) was. In the Rome case "cazzata" is used differently, as a different word than "cazzo".
    I actually find strange that a Fascist ship (Roma) is calling a Nazist ship (Bismarck) Fascist as an insult... I mean Roma is the Fascist, not Bismarck XD.

    Now that I think about it, in Naples we do actually say, every now and then, "Non voglio sentire un cazzo da te" so... It is not that wrong of a sentence, actually. It' just the double negative words that sound strange "Non voglio sentire alcun cazzo da Una crucca" is better, with alcun as "any" (I don't want to hear any bullsh*t from a German). But, as I said, it's more used in dialects than in actual Italian. (sorry for any English mistakes)

    Ah, I see, thanks for the detailed explanation.

    FDV_91 said:

    ...I actually find strange that a Fascist ship (Roma) is calling a Nazist ship (Bismarck) Fascist as an insult... I mean Roma is the Fascist, not Bismarck XD.

    That's the joke. Glad you liked it.

    Updated by NNescio over 11 years ago

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    IndomieRasaRendang
    over 11 years ago
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    still surprising me if roma not hate bismarck so what happen if dev put american ship

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    IndomieRasaRendang said:

    still surprising me if roma not hate bismarck so what happen if dev put american ship

    Enterprise will try to start a(n unwelcome) rivalry of sorts with Zuikaku, leaving Kaga jelly all over.

    Akagi will suffer Midway PTSD syndrome.

    Also nearly the entire fleet will suffer sub trauma. And the whole base will be covered with bilge water.

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    mwzzhang
    over 11 years ago
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    IndomieRasaRendang said:

    still surprising me if roma not hate bismarck so what happen if dev put american ship

    Well, if we are going to include 'mericans then we might as well include the whole ABDACOM fleet...

    Except De Ruyter would try to murder Haguro.

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    ezekill
    over 11 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    Enterprise will try to start a(n unwelcome) rivalry of sorts with Zuikaku, leaving Kaga jelly all over.

    Akagi will suffer Midway PTSD syndrome.

    Also nearly the entire fleet will suffer sub trauma. And the whole base will be covered with bilge water.

    And all four Iowa classes will bump heads with Yamato, Musashi, Nagato and Mutsu.

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    kongougata
    over 11 years ago
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    mwzzhang said:

    Well, if we are going to include 'mericans then we might as well include the whole ABDACOM fleet...

    Except De Ruyter would try to murder Haguro.

    If so, I would like to see Pope, Encounter, etc. being good friends with Kaminari and Inazuma.

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    Meanwhile, Samuel Roberts is there to show Poi-chan the true meaning of being a badass. A true badass is respected even by their enemies.

    (Instead of well, scoring your kills thanks to a misunderstanding with white flags and pissing off the other party into implementing a "take no quarter" policy.)

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    NNescio said:

    Meanwhile, Samuel Roberts is there to show Poi-chan the true meaning of being a badass. A true badass is respected even by their enemies.

    (Instead of well, scoring your kills thanks to a misunderstanding with white flags and pissing off the other party into implementing a "take no quarter" policy.)

    There's Johnston that began the first attack maneuver that ended with her mauled so bad while limping back to join with the CV's along with Hoel, the Benson Laffey that gave Hiei a very heavy slap and the Allen M Sumner Laffey that grit her teeth at flippin' kamikaze strikes.

    if the US shipgirls reach the Admiral's base, Yuudachi's probably not gonna like Portland very much and vice versa.

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    Lunatic6
    over 11 years ago
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    Don't worry, they have their own common enemy worry, its not like they just suddenly jump out and tried to rip the lungs out of each other during their tearful reunions.

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    over 11 years ago
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    ezekill said:

    There's Johnston that began the first attack maneuver that ended with her mauled so bad while limping back to join with the CV's along with Hoel, the Benson Laffey that gave Hiei a very heavy slap and the Allen M Sumner Laffey that grit her teeth at flippin' kamikaze strikes.

    if the US shipgirls reach the Admiral's base, Yuudachi's probably not gonna like Portland very much and vice versa.

    But I would pay to see that, but what I would really like to see is Enterprise meeting any of the fleet carriers

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    FDV 91
    over 11 years ago
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    What about the Yorktown? Will they think they're seeing a ghost or a zombie?

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    ithekro
    over 11 years ago
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    FDV_91 said:

    What about the Yorktown? Will they think they're seeing a ghost or a zombie?

    Well she'd come with some serious damage control teams as standard. Probably a feature for her class considering the beating those three took and kept going in 1942.

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    FDV_91 said:

    What about the Yorktown? Will they think they're seeing a ghost or a zombie?

    AAAAIEEEE! Wo-class! The Wo-class is back!

    (Wo-town class carrier)

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    soloblast
    almost 11 years ago
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    This entire comment thread is hilarious in hindsight, given the latest ranking rewards (and implications of said ranking rewards). Oh, funded(!) as well.

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    Thundergnat
    over 4 years ago
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    R: Gonna have to ask you to stop bombing me.
    B: Gonna have to ask you DO. SOMETHING.
    R: I need resources!
    B: You need a role model!
    R: GIB OIL OR I ROLL YOU!!!

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