Christmas happiness cheat planLove is merry~ A one-of-a-kind original, or just tuned to some weird frequency? Either way, our readers understood Osaka's baffling words and deeds perfectly. Look at the presents in the "Reference Data": a sea cucumber for Christmas….
It didn't make the top 5, but someone even put down "Tsutenkaku."
And the message chosen by both Osaka's voice actress, Matsuoka-san, and Producer Matsukura: the profound depths of "Chaun nen."
Take a glance at the "Editors' Picks" below, and you'll find nonsensical declarations of love strewn across it like glittering stars. Bravo, Osaka fans!
Tsutenkaku: Osaka's landmark tower.
ちゃうねん: Kansai for "That's not it" / "Nah, it ain't like that." You all adore the Naniwa flavor and natural wavelength of Ayumu Kasuga, a.k.a. "Osaka." So plan your date on Osaka's wavelength, and it's bound to be a happy one for any fan!
Which means… the whole idea of "plannin'" is kinda dumb, huh…
If it's Osaka, then it's gotta be "Tonbori," Dotonbori, y'know. In this eat-till-ya-drop town, where the crab legs and the Kuidaore doll go flap-flap-flappin' about, if we eat a whole buncha tasty stuff together, well, ain't that happiness?
浪花: old name for Osaka.
The giant moving crab of the Kani Doraku sign and the drum-playing Kuidaore Taro mannequin, both Dotonbori landmarks.Messages picked by the editors★ Messages We Want Osaka to Say:
● "I like you~"
● "You ain't got a girlfriend~?"
● "Heh~choo"
● "Come-from-behind home run!!"
● "I'm gonna eat me some takoyaki~"
● (handing over takoyaki) "Eat this 'n' warm yerself up~. Then come play with me~"
● "Talkin' 'bout Christmas, that's gotta mean takoyaki, huh~"
● "It's Merry Christmas, ain't it~"
● "Stay with me all day today, 'kay~?"
● "This here's a present~"
● (handing over a scarf) "Would ya… take somethin' like this?"
● (handing me the scarf with a breezy) "Here, this is from me" (sorta thing, and then a kiss)
● "Go on another date with me, 'kay?"
● "Let's keep gettin' along from here on too, 'kay?"
● "Next time too, a white Christmas'd be real nice~"
● "Christmas is Merry Christmas, right… so then, what's Santa Claus?"
● (I'd like her to say something that makes no sense.) ● Key Art: Keiko Kawashima
● Finishing: J.C.STAFF
There's tons of tasty stuff around, but first, takoyaki to warm up the taste buds ♥
But wait, the five behind her are tagging along too…? Is this some new kind of date?
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