Airspace Patrol Routine Investigation Records | The Beckford Street Anomaly

"Ehn nu, ne-nah ehn. (You see this? These folks out here are rocking all kinds of wild outfits again.)"
"Eh nu neh, ne nah ehn-neh... (Strange... Why do humans always seem to collectively glitch out around this period?)"
"Ehn na, ehn nu... Eh ne nah? Neh nu?! (Wait, that thing that just ran by... wasn't that a super dangerous Ethereal?! Why do I have this sudden urge to salute it?!)"