"Director, why are you giving points to Gryffindor? Potter is the reason Malfoid got hurt, if anything, he should lose points to the House." "Because Harry behaves in a chivalrous manner which is fitting of the Gryffindor House, and therefore embodies the qualities of Gryffindor." "So why don't 't Slytherin gets points for backstabbing each others?" "Hold up McGonagall I have to go to the hospital, I have bowel problems." "Wha-" "Because I don't give a shit about this conversation." "SIR!"
FRien said in comment #2637826: "Hold up McGonagall I have to go poop, I have bowel problems." "Wha-" "Because I don't give a shit about this conversation."
But if he has to poop then he clearly gives a shit!
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