Someone forgot to ping compact gold

That doesn't make sense. The Proxy Twins are canonically friends with just about everyone.

Astra, Miyabi and Koleda are the first people who immediately come to mind who would've jumped at the chance to help the proxies out.

Not to mention everything Fairy is capable of.

And before someone mentions it, the proxy twins stopped laying low A LONG time ago.

ZeroFiveSeven said in comment #2634882:

That doesn't make sense. The Proxy Twins are canonically friends with just about everyone.

Astra, Miyabi and Koleda are the first people who immediately come to mind who would've jumped at the chance to help the proxies out.

Not to mention everything Fairy is capable of.

And before someone mentions it, the proxy twins stopped laying low A LONG time ago.

Remember they have four children to feed and a mascot.

Macharius said in comment #2634994:

Remember they have four children to feed and a mascot.

Carole also had 4 children to feed and a mascot

willendorffigureenjoyer said in comment #2643791:

Carole also had 4 children to feed and a mascot

Carole was literally funded by at least 3 factions: the military, the government and the cultists.