Finally an excuse to create implied hitler

1. Jesus
2. That guy.
3. Cleopatra

No wonder Jesus gets tired of the time shenanigans.

all three are jews

submessiah said in comment #2630912:

all three are jews

How the fuck are Hitler and Cleopatra jews? Are you schizo

feelssoreals said in comment #2631064:

How the fuck are Hitler and Cleopatra jews? Are you schizo

Well, as far as I've heard Hitler had a bit of jewish in his ancestry. I don't think it was the kind of unbroken matrilineal line that would have you count as jewish according to jewish tradition, but it's a thing. Similarly, I had a jewish grandfather, and that's not enough for israeli citizenship.

AlsoSprachOdin said in comment #2631091:

Well, as far as I've heard Hitler had a bit of jewish in his ancestry. I don't think it was the kind of unbroken matrilineal line that would have you count as jewish according to jewish tradition, but it's a thing. Similarly, I had a jewish grandfather, and that's not enough for israeli citizenship.

I heard a lot of rumours about these: his dad was Jewish, his grandfather was Jewish...
Honestly I wouldn't put any faith into these, people seem too eager to invent him some ancestry to explain his hatred.