Excuse me. Would you like to buy some matches?

You're just as bad as my Dad, you sleaze-ball!

You do know how my story ends, right?

Urk...

Free Matches Notice

Guilt-tripping me like that's a low blow...

No thanks. We have no need for them here.

Hey, kid. You got the makings of a real salesman!

What do you say you work for my company?

Using child labor like that!?