I’d love to imagine that I didn’t need to do this, but it is the internet, so better safe than sorry:

DISCLAIMER: HITLER WAS THE WORST

I’m excited for Splatoon 2 this weekend. I never got into the first one. I played, I think, one game at a store and my thought process went something like this: Oh wow, this is pretty fun, I could totally see myself falling in love with this gameplay and art style but, eh, that would mean I would practically need to chisel my Wii U out of the chrysalis of dust it has become entombed in, meh, nevermind.

It looked like a lot of fun though, so this time I’m getting on board. It seems, according to this past weekend’s Splatfest, that I am not alone in maybe thinking the game’s idols this time around are not necessarily created equal. I mean, there’s no way ice cream beats cake by that much, so it has to be the allure of Marina, am I right?