Gya haha haha!!

Do you hear that!? She doesn't have a point card! Gyahaha!

No, I don't.

What!? Why are you laugh-ing!?

For starters, you won't be treated like an idiot. AHAHA!!

Would you like us to set you up with one?

So, uh... what are the perks of having one?

Hee hee hee hee...

Do you have a point card with us?