here's my translation:
"Did you read about bill gates in the wall street journal?"
"Why no, I didn't. Was it a good article?"
"Quite. I'd tell you about it but I don't want to spoil you a good read"
"Thank you so much! I'll read it right away!" *lick* *lick* *lick* *cumhard* *lick*

now, can you name who says what?

Added a more accurate, but less humorous translation.

Sui Feng my favorite girl