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Generic elf #1:Santa what happened? Santa? SAAAAAANNNNNTAAAAA?!

To think that a few hours ago, I saw a santa pic here with red eyes coming out of a fiery chimney staring down Sakuya.

So does this make Sakuya the new Santa?

Dammit Sakuya! Santas are hard to catch and difficult to get well trained. We can't be sure to get a new one from the finns for next year, the supply isn't unlimited, you know.

Sakuya: Can I become the real Santa without actually being a Santa?
Santa: Of course you can't!

*cue Final Fantasy fanfare*

Darth_Sirov said:
To think that a few hours ago, I saw a santa pic here with red eyes coming out of a fiery chimney staring down Sakuya.

post #1062420

Makes sense, Santa has the power to stop time (how else can he deliver those presents?) Sakuya has the power to stop time.

I imagine with perfect timing their powers would cancel out, leaving behind a fat old man and a murderous knife wielding maid.

Guess who wins.

I feel like this Sakuya is related to post #691171.

I like it when she's drawn like this, it's very cute.