"And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!"

Fozzy said in comment #2573162:

"And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!"

"And then he perfected it, so that no living animal could best him in the ring of honor!"

FRien said in comment #2640519:

"And then he perfected it, so that no living animal could best him in the ring of honor!"

Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!