Patchy beats him over a condom that Koa subconsciously breaks, and now Sakuya beats him and shoves a knife up his ass for what I'm assuming to be secret jealousy.

Small price to pay really. Now awaiting a Sakuya arc.

good for him ... do not is other side of knife

Scolding WIN

To be fair, this is the most exercise Patchy has had in centuries.

That's gonna leave a mark....

Pro Tip:

Never leave out the maid from your budding harem.
BAD END ensues.

I think the lesson is "Don't slack off at Scarlet Devil Mansion".

BadRoad said:
I think the lesson is "Don't slack off at Scarlet Devil Mansion".

I was under the impression that he was under Patchy's command, thus separate from typical SDM command structure.

Major canon error there, Patchy doesn't answer to Sakuya. It's the other way around, Patchy even experiments on Sakuya in her fighting game story modes.

everything is a major canon error theres no sex in touhou

Critz said:

Major canon error there, Patchy doesn't answer to Sakuya. It's the other way around, Patchy even experiments on Sakuya in her fighting game story modes.

You've never seen the trope where the maid or secretary scolds their weaker-willed boss?