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Yikes. Fuck this dude.

For these who don't get it:
Long ago (like 5 years ago), there was an obscure website called Reddit. On Reddit, there was a man that posted a very odd story, the story of how he got in an accident, got better, eventually married and had kids, but he kept getting obsessed by a lämp. Then, one day, after his wife left him with the kids, he realized the truth, that the lamp never existed, and that he hallucinated twenty years of his life while in truth, he was face down against the floor.

I hope I never hallucinate years of a life infinitely better than my actual one. If I wake up one day realizing the last 30 years has been a dream, I'm ending it. I ain't doing this shit again

I'm gonna be real, I'm so tired of the Typhlosion stuff and hate the gigaleak for that, you can't bring it up anymore without people going "LOL THE JOKE IS PORN" or "Hey remember what Typhlosion did in the teraleak?" It's like how you can't bring up Vaporeon without having twenty people tell you "fun" facts about it.

(This isn't a knock against Khyle or anything, especially since "the joke is porn" is something they do a lot (and their art is perfectly fine), I'm just mad that it's been nearly two years since the leak happened and people still think Typhlosion sex is the funniest thing in the world)

DevilsLeftHandMan said in comment #2629449:

I'm gonna be real, I'm so tired of the Typhlosion stuff and hate the gigaleak for that, you can't bring it up anymore without people going "LOL THE JOKE IS PORN" or "Hey remember what Typhlosion did in the teraleak?" It's like how you can't bring up Vaporeon without having twenty people tell you "fun" facts about it.

(This isn't a knock against Khyle or anything, especially since "the joke is porn" is something they do a lot (and their art is perfectly fine), I'm just mad that it's been nearly two years since the leak happened and people still think Typhlosion sex is the funniest thing in the world)

Typhlosion canonically fucks more than you

The origin gif.

coldfirm said in comment #2629472:

Typhlosion canonically fucks more than you

Y'know what? I feel like I walked right into that one. Not even mad, I probably deserved that.

DevilsLeftHandMan said in comment #2629449:

I'm gonna be real, I'm so tired of the Typhlosion stuff and hate the gigaleak for that, you can't bring it up anymore without people going "LOL THE JOKE IS PORN" or "Hey remember what Typhlosion did in the teraleak?" It's like how you can't bring up Vaporeon without having twenty people tell you "fun" facts about it.

(This isn't a knock against Khyle or anything, especially since "the joke is porn" is something they do a lot (and their art is perfectly fine), I'm just mad that it's been nearly two years since the leak happened and people still think Typhlosion sex is the funniest thing in the world)

The thing is it isn't so much typhosion sex they are latching onto it is that it was on official game freak servers even if it was secret dev dojin they never meant it to get out.

I really wants to see Talulah and Alina sex

Talulah getting excited in the background. 0_0'

Manlio De Pisa was pola's last capitan

Oh, there is an uncensored version. I have seen this comic so many times online I questioned if it existed.

unlimited motivation

Context: "Bluenami" is a nickname given to the results of the 2026 US midterm elections which had results in many states with Democrat wins or favorable results.

ToxicOrochi said in comment #2645233:

Context: "Bluenami" is a nickname given to the results of the 2026 US midterm elections which had results in many states with Democrat wins or favorable results.

Context²: They lost Texas, known for not voting Democrat since '88 Democrats' 2026 midterm performance is an actual generational run.

They came close to Florida as well, that's how insane this midterm was.

They got that Kansas senate seat too, of which the last Democrat to win a Kansas senate seat was back in 1932.

Congratulations to everyone. I was really worried.

The fact that this is the only bluenami post in the Current Events pool, due to the fact that Danbooru went down almost immediately after election night and then stayed down for a whole week, is extremely hilarious.

Same character as in post #11142283.

Cute

Ugh, I’m having a really hard time coming up with tags for this. Mods, if you’re listening and have any ideas, or would be willing to add a few to meet my tag count, that would be greatly appreciated.

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